One Cum Man

One Cum Man is a superhero with an expertise in edging. Every time he edges, the potential velocity of his ejaculation increases by a factor of 2. When he edges 22 times, he can shoot his cum at speeds faster than the speed of light. He is also known for his vast and continually-expanding collection of fetishes, acquired each time he defeats an enemy. Even though you probably guessed by now I would like to clarify: yes, he defeats them by fucking them.

Enemies

 * The Edgelord
 * Phlegm-Domme
 * Bimbo Jones
 * The Bedpisser
 * Stenchfoot
 * Jugs-Head