Chawles the Gay Chocolate Bar

Sir Chawles Chocolate Bar, commonly referred to as Chawles the Gay Chocolate Bar, is a British muckraker who began his work in the 1910's. His body is a chocolate bar and he is openly homosexual. He wears a rainbow baseball cap and a VGMS (Video Game Muckraker Society) tie. He has killed 14 men but like they deserved it.

Personal Life
For each man he kills, he gets another tattoo of a candy wrapper. For each man he has sex with, he gets a new tattoo of a gummy worm. He was married at one point but his husband died. No information is known about his husband's death.

Career
Chawles rakes muck quite often. He is a member of the Video Game Muckraker Society. He was knighted by the Queen of England for his accomplishments in muckraking.

Knighting
Chawles was knighted on June 1st, 2009 after uncovering a drug ring in which Stubero employees were stuffing cocaine into cartridges of their sports line of games. Chawles risked his life going undercover in the company and "debugging" it, as he calls it, from inside out. This discovery explained why children were being rushed to hospitals and promptly dying after licking game cartridges. June 1st was a hot day which caused Chawles to be impaled by the sword of the Queen. As he was being knighted, the sword resting on his shoulder pierced his outer shell and started to sink into his body. Chawles thought of this as an attack, thinking the Queen had economical ties to the drug cartel which he had just busted, so he whipped out his candy cane shotgun and blew her brains out. In court, his actions were ruled as self-defense due to his unstable mental state at the time of the incident, and he was let go with a cleaning bill for the floor he dirtied red. He still has a missing chunk of his shoulder, which is seen as a reminder of the sacrifice it takes to work in his field.

Murder Victims

 * 1) Unknown
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 * 5) Bershemol Fenceworth XII
 * 6) Unknown
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 * 10) Queen Elizabeth
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 * 14) Estero-Gen