Tavole, Drive-Ins, e Tuffi

Tavole, Drive-Ins, e Tuffi is a failed Italian television show starring Italian Guy Fieri as he visits different restaurants and judges their food. It includes interviews with the chef, interviews with the customers, and an in-depth process of how the food is made. The show only had one episode.

Synopsis
This episode follow Italian Guy Fieri as he visits "Cena's Steak House" and interviews Chef Gino Cena. Much to Italian Guy Fieri's dismay, instead of having the aforementioned steaks, he finds out that he will be served cannoli.

Next, Italian Guy Fieri is told by Chef Cena that the restaurant was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, that is when a ghost can be seen walking across frame. He then starts to ask about the recipe, where a rat, that seemingly controls Chef Cena, falls out of Chef Cena's hat. Next the cannoli are filled and placed in the oven.

The episode continues with Italian Guy Fieri interviewing three customers, including Il Pagliaccio, Superuomo, and Ooh Ahh. All of the customers leave negative reviews.

As they are taking the cannoli out of the oven, they see it is replaced with hair gel by Italian Billy Mays. It is revealed that Italian Billy Mays is Chef Gino Cena's brother. They argue over who's show it is, when Italian Guy Fieri steps in to remind them it is his show.

To get revenge for replacing the cannoli with hair gel, Chef Cena covers a cannolo in bleach to try to kill his brother. As Italian Billy Mays is trying to steal a cannoli, he is visited, shot, and killed by Al Caponnoli. Al Caponnoli then takes and eats the bleach infused cannolo, which kills him instantly.

Italian Guy Fieri then eats and leaves his review of Chef Cena's cannoli. He says "It's delicious! It reminds me of a pig born on a sunday!" The audience is supposed to assume that is a good thing. Before Chef Cena can eat a cannolo, the ghost from earlier takes and eats it, leaving Chef Cena to shrug.

From there they close out the episode with a goodbye.

Cast
-Italian Guy Fieri - Himself

-Chef Gino Cena - Himself

-Il Pagliaccio - Itself

-Superuomo - Himself

-Ooh Ahh - Himself

-Italian Billy Mays - Himself

-Al Caponnoli - Himself

Cancellation
The episode was received so poorly by viewers that the show was immediately and indefinitely cancelled. All known copies were immediately destroyed. All other recorded yet unfinished episodes were immediately deleted for hard drive space. There are claims that an existing version of the episode exists yet no proof has been shown.