Testos-Tyrone

Testos-Tyrone is a testosterone distributor, bodybuilder, and white man with a very deep voice.

Early Life
Tyrone Munch, also known as Testos-Tyrone, is a small-time lackey with some big-time muscles. He was born on August 12th, 1982, in his home in Wompton, California. His father Hunter was a plumber and his mother Gunny was a gymnast.

Growing up in a dangerous neighborhood forced Tyrone to turn to drugs. Starting at age 8, he would sneak his mother's training testosterone to give him an edge. By age 11, he was snorting protein powder, and by age 15, he was running an underground drug ring, bringing testosterone that was not being sold in Compton into his town.

His father wanted him to pursue plumbing and take over the family business, but Tyrone was too deep in his own shit to focus on anything other than his own drug train.

Career
In December of 1999, Tyrone was taking advantage of the Y2K scare. He was gouging the price of testosterone which was selling quickly because people were preparing for total chaos when all the computers would stop working. His suppliers got wind of his ridiculous profits and wanted a cut of the profits. Problem was, Tyrone had already spent the cash on a down payment for a gym so that he could have a front for his drug supply. His supplier was getting angry and threatened to cut off his supply if he did not pay $20,000 cash by December 30th.

Tyrone headed to a bank to take out a loan of $20,000. While he was there he hit it off with the teller and asked her out on a date. Her name was Gennifer Luntesse. They headed to a local diner where Tyrone instantly began to feel a deep personal connection to her. The topic of money came up, and she asked him why he took out the loan. Tyrone explained truthfully what was going on because he was scared that his business would fail and he would have to become a plumber. Gennifer was empathetic towards Tyrone and claimed she could get him the $20,000 without him having to take out the loan.

The next day, Tyrone went back to the bank, canceled his loan, and met Gennifer behind the bank for the $20,000. Tyrone paid his supplier and business was back on track.

In March of 2001, with the help of his girlfriend Gen, Tyrone opened Ess & Tess Gymnasium. They marketed themselves as Testos-Tyrone, and Estero-Gen, super swole superhumans with amazing bodies and muscles. They used these personalities to promote their business.

Personal Life
On May 25th, 2004, Tyrone married Gennifer Luntesse in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Their son Toblerone, was born on February 15th, 2010